So I got Netflix recently and my old lady wanted to watch the show Sex In The City. I figured what the hell. It had that cop in it from Law & Order and the chicks were all hot so why not?

Well, as it turns out there are plenty of reasons why a man should not watch the movie. The main reason centers around the fact that there isn’t any sex!

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What is it with teen idols these days? You give a girl millions of dollars and she pays you back by taking sexy selfies of herself which inevitably get posted to the Internet. It didn’t take long for her lingerie pictures to go viral. Now she has over a million followers on Facebook!

The real question to ask yourself during all of this is how the almost nude pics of Jennette McCurdy got posted in the first place. Did her ex-boyfriend, basketball player Andre Drummond, 20, do it? If so, why? What would he have to gain? Sure, she did dis him by telling all that he wasn’t a good kisser, but does that warrant this kind of behavior?

My money is on Jennette making some stupid mistake uploading her pics and in a dumb-blonde moment unintentionally uploading them herself. She looks like a floozy version of the old Hannah Montana. Just hot enough to fuck, but a complete wonder why she is a super-star on TV!

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