I won’t deny that I would fuck Miley Cyrus. She has a fit body. She has a cute face. It is just that I am not liking her Bill The Cat impression. I mean seriously. It isn’t sexy. Can you just go back to keeping both eyes open and your tongue in your mouth?

Currently Miley is going through a phase most girls go through some time around hitting puberty. They take their leotards and pull it up their asses in an attempt to repackage themselves into what they think the boys in school want. Miley is doing this and calling it feminism. Really?

But like I said, I would still fuck her. The sad thing is that she is acting like a prostitute, but calling herself a pimp. She actually thinks she is coming up with all of the slutty things she has been doing lately without even realizing the men surrounding her are making oodles of cash off of her prostituted ass.

Anyway, you can find plenty more of her debauchery on Dirty Teen Celebrities. The site exposes the sluts for who they really are. Things get pretty graphic so watch out!

I titled this post Miley Cyrus VMAs 2013 Performance, but I am not sure what it was. There was some twerking and gyrating going on. I think I saw some pedobear stand-ins at one point. The one thing I didn’t see was camel toe. That piece really could have used more camel toe. Especially with the tight outfits she was wearing.

Even after that show she put on at the 2013 VMAs I haven’t lost all respect for Miley. I’d tap her punker Barbie ass in a New York minute.

See all of her sexy photos, clips and fake nudes at Dirty Teen Celebrities. The site is like a clearing house for everything female child stars do wrong. So long as what they are doing is sexy!

A lot of people come in here looking for Miley Cyrus and I figure that when they do they are not looking for her Nickelodeon shows like Hannah Montana. No… I figure they must be looking for her self shot photos she sent to her boyfriend, actually believing he wouldn’t send them straight to a tabloid and cash in on $100,000 in cash!

It is because of her stupidity and naivety that we get to know what she likes to wear to bed. Too bad she didn’t expose her tits completely! That would have been something. Of course that would have also been illegal since she was only seventeen years old when she made these photos of herself!

At Dirty Teen Celebrities they scour the Internet looking for all of this stuff so that you don’t have to. As they say, time is money. Time is also something that can be wasted in droves. I used to spend hours scanning the Internet for stuff to look at, but not anymore!

Now I stick to using my DirtyTeenCelebrities.com password when I want to find the good shit. My relationship with my wife and family has greatly improved. At work I am less moody. I can honestly say that I can now look at other guys in the office and pick out who pays for porn and who spends their time searching for it.

The guys that spend countless hours searching for it look very unsatisfied. They have bags under their eyes. Especially on Monday. Guys like me give each other that look. You know the one… No, not some fag look! I am talking the one where you are part of a group of people that are in the know.

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Now back to our regularly scheduled program…

Miley Cyrus is becoming more and more daring as she tried to shed that good girl image. All of the girls in the Mickey Mouse Club did this kind of thing too except for Amanda Bynes. Oh wait?!?! Didn’t she just get busted for a DUI? Hey, I’d rather my daughter dress like a slut then spend the night in jail any day!

One of my favorite things about Miley is that she really is a normal girl. She doesn’t try to act all posh and stupid. Sure, she has to pose for the cameras on the red carpet during awards shows, but during her normal life she is pretty even keel.

And she has a fantastic little fanny too!

One thing nobody has agreed on is whether or not Miley Cyrus shaves her pubes. Some say her bathing suit is puffy in the front so she must have at least a thin patch of hair. Plus, she doesn’t seem to show camel toe even in a wet bikini lending more weight to the notion that there is a thatch of hair down there.

Without a doubt one of the coolest things about Miley Cyrus is that she has a ton of photos out there posing with other girls in bikinis. And like I said, I used to spend countless hours looking for them until I stumbled on the Dirty Teen Celebrities web site.

Stop making your wife or girlfriend mad. They know what you are doing you pervert. Checking out little girls like Miley Cyrus in their bikinis. It isn’t that you are doing it – really… It is that you have to give so much else up to do it the way you are.

Stop taking time away from your relationships whether they be at work or at home. Grab your own DirtyTeenCelebrities.com password. Get satisfied and be one of the guys at the water cooler that is in the know!