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Posted By admin on 12/21/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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What do sex toys, dildos and Singapore and Alexis Texas have to do with your wife or girlfriend? Well, I will tell you. Even though your wife might hate Alexis and the amount of time you spend with her, she would love to be here if a little fairy could wave a magic wand. You could be that fairy and a dildo from sex toys Singapore could be your wand. Sounds like WTF? Let me explain.

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I like to call it leveling the playing field. She can’t get mad about your fascination with Alexis if you aren’t allowed to get mad that a dildo is giving her longer, stronger, more intense orgasms that you are giving her. You can even spice things up by being the one using it on her!

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Posted By admin on 12/19/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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I was going through some of my deceased father’s records and happened upon a single of Dusty Springfield singing “Son of a Preacher Man”. I can’t think of a better, more soulful song for a woman to sing and say something to that effect under my breath.

My daughter who is also going through his records then asks me if I have ever heard Joss Stone’s version of the song and I say no. She then whips out her cell phone and fires up a Youtube video of Joss Stone singing the song during some UK Hall of Fame Awards show. Let me just say it felt odd looking at Joss Stone’s scantly clad body on my daughter’s phone!

After I got home I fired up the video and took some screen shots. Damn this girl is hot. The video should play below.

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Joss Stone was originally born Jocelyn Eve Stoker. She was born in England and is twenty-five years old. Her 2003 debut album, The Soul Sessions, launched her career. Back then she was a dirty blonde. While hot, I like her as a redhead a lot better.

With no further ado I will break down the video in pictures.

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First we can focus on the fact that she is wearing the smallest, flimsiest looking sleepwear British T.V. will allow. Oh wait. Aren’t these the same people that allowed Benny Hill on the air?

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Joss is dance-funk-walking around the stage and into the audience before she bumps into this smooth black guy. He is all smiles when she singles him out for the lyric, “The only boy that could ever teach me…”

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Then we get to see his wife’s reaction and he goes stone faced.

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Yeah… Good boy. Don’t want to be in the dog house!

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Towards the end she rocks out with the band while her ass rocks out with the audience.

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That is what Joss Stone looks like with even less clothing on. This girl has a rocking body and rocks that bikini. Her small tits? I’ll live with them. Please! Please let me live with them!

Now it wouldn’t be right of me to mention the song, “Son of a Preacher Man,” without talking about Sarah Connor. Not the one that fought cyborgs from the future in The Terminator. I am talking about the German born singer who chose that as her stage name. The one that wears eight coats of lip gloss when she sings the song.

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She too has a rocking body!

Hope you enjoyed this edition of, “Finding Pornographic Meaning In Mainstream Media While Watching Youtube On Your Daughter’s Phone After Finding a Dusty Springfield Single In Your Dad’s Record Collection.” I am Mr Pervert and you are on Female Celebrities (often in the) Nude.

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Posted By admin on 12/02/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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Ever seen this girl before? No, you won’t remember her from a magazine cover or a perfume ad in Times Square. That is because Rebecca Battino is a self made celebrity of sorts. Women like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton made names for themselves by appearing in homemade sex tapes. Girls like Rebecca just slap on a pair of lace panties and a tiny shirt in order to have the same affect on men. The only question is whether or not Rebecca will be able to parlay her Internet celebrity into a million dollar career offline like those other two have done so well.

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The funny thing about Rebecca Battino is that she never tried to become an Internet phenomenon. Her pictures were swiped from her computer and shared across the Internet by adoring fans. It wasn’t until weeks after they started appearing in sites like Self-Shot that she even knew she had become a celebrity in her own right.

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Now are you ready for a sick piece of information? Rebecca was only 16 years old when she shot these photos. I have a feeling most guys think this girl is at least 18 years old. She looks at least that.

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Looks have a weird way of being deceiving though. Unfortunately it seems Rebecca isn’t keen on making money off of her new found celebrity. It sure would be nice for at least one of these Self-Shot candid pics girls to go on to make a name for herself. To reclaim her reputation. Say what you will about Kim and Paris, they both make tons of money on a yearly basis and big business lines up to get a marketing deal with them.

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So now that Rebecca is 18 years old it seems odd that she isn’t doing something more with her natural beauty. This girl obviously has a knack for modeling. Does she also have a knack for acting or singing? Fake Facebook profiles of her have as many as 46,000 likes a piece. Add all of those up and you have a platinum album without even having to tour!

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You can find the hottest Self Shot candid pics at Self-Shot.com!

They are so popular that they have girls lining up to get their pics on to the site. I guess girls like Rebecca have inspired yet more teenage girls to take erotic, yet legal, pics of themselves in order to share them with the world.

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Will this new wave of young debutants be able to handle the bombard-ment of rude comments their jealous peers will inevitably throw at them? Rebecca seems to have lived through it, but I would advise using caution before taking erotic pics of ones self as plenty more girls found the celebrity too much to bear!

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Remember: Grass on the pitch is not a good indicator of whether or not it is safe to play ball. Always use your better judgment when entertaining the idea of bringing a young looking girl home from the bar. You never know when a girl is using her older sister’s I.D. and you don’t need that kind of problem!

Better yet, stay home and fap to girls at Self-Shot.com!

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Posted By admin on 11/13/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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As if things couldn’t get any better we have Christie Stevens ready to rock your world tomorrow night. Watch her perform free nude video chat all night long. Michael Jackson nailed it when he said it doesn’t matter if you are black or white because Christie likes getting laid from both ends from two brothas from another motha. Add your cock into the mix and give this girl a Neapolitan dessert she won’t soon forget complete with whipped cream topping on her titillating tatas!

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Posted By admin on 10/31/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

This is a very special even brought to you but the people at adultcamchat. Nobody else can get you in free to video chat with a celebrity as hot as Ainsley Addison. She has posed for both Playboy and Twistys making her a bonafide star in my book!

If you have ever fantasized about this girl I am sure you will take full advantage of this free event. And if you haven’t? I am sure you will still signup and enjoy a live free chat with a celebrity. Who wouldn’t?

As with all of their events you also have the option of ditching the crowd and taking her private. Remember, she is a porn star so there isn’t a whole lot of things she won’t do. Also remember that she is way out of your league so be kind and respectful.

Don’t sit there waiting for the date. Signup now and they will send you a reminder. It is so much easier and even chumps like us can’t fuck that kind of shit up.

Posted By admin on 10/23/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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I asked my 40 year old girlfriend if she knew who this girl was and she hadn’t the slightest of clues. One thing she did comment about was that she thought she was a bit on the fat side. I think her exact words were that she should eat less cheeseburgers and more salads.

Why do women always do that? They hate it when others talk about their muffin top or some nasty cellulite on the backside. Then they themselves go around talking the same shit about everyone else.

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Personally I don’t mind a girl having some junk in the trunk. I even told my GF she’d better hope I continue to enjoy it because she won’t be able to keep her figure forever.

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Besides, it isn’t like she has a huge belly or anything. Deena Nicole Cortese just happens to have the genes that give you wider hips and bigger tits than the haters have.

Find your favorite reality stars getting naked or just plain sexy at Reality Star Scandals. They will keep you up to date on which Hollywood celebs are turning into total sluts. The site is part of a large network so you even get stuff like camel toe pics and a multitude of other niches in the celebrity genre.

Posted By admin on 10/23/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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Ask a woman about Kelly Divine and she probably won’t know who you are talking about. Ask a man about her and he might whip out his cell phone and show you some Kelly Divine mobile porn videos. That is because even mobile porno stars are becoming as well known as their Hollywood counter-parts as porn goes digital.

With the advent of mobile porn men and women can enjoy porn quicker and easier than ever before. Many anti-porn groups have come forward in protest saying that increasingly easier access to porn will lead to lengthier viewing habits. This is a short sited view though. On the contrary, having easier access to porn often leads to less time spent using devious methods to view it. This in turn means the user can then spend more quality time with those around them.

There will always be exceptions to the rule. But then they were already the exception when porn wasn’t mobile yet. Shoot your load all over Kelly Divine’s ass! Now you know why they make those water (sperm) proof cell phone cases!

Posted By admin on 10/18/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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You think your daughter is a wild child? You haven’t seen what happens when a girl is thrust into the spotlight by the time she is ten years old. Girls like Selena Gomez are acting out in droves. Hollywood can’t put a damper on them fast enough!

Dirty Teen Celebrities pays photographers to get the salacious pics and videos you desire. You know full well that Selena knew a photographer was taking her photos. She decided to flash them in a bid to shed her girly typecasting and finally become a woman. The only thing going through my mind is that she is a little slut. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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In these naughty photos of Selena Gomez you almost feel like you are spying on the girl next door. Only she is a bit hotter than the girl next door and she makes a lot more money.

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Who ever it is she is talking to it looks like she is wishing she was at home so she could dig her fingers into her cunt. Selena might look all cute and cuddly, but don’t let the good looks fool you. She is just as much of a slut in bed as Paris Hilton!

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Find more of Selena Gomez and hundreds of other salaciously tasty teen celebs at Dirty Teen Celebrities. The site updates with new pics and videos each week and gives you access to a larger network with sites focusing on different celebrity niches like MILF, ebony, Asian and more!

Posted By admin on 09/17/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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They say that you should not flog a dead horse. It has been so long that the Kim Kardashian sex tape was leaked that I’d say it hardly qualifies as a dead horse. It was released so long ago that most people don’t even know it was what made her famous!

Gossip sex tapes have a way of getting out into the open with the Internet, but you really have to be careful. Lawyers have been going after people who download them illegally by tracking your IP address and they are very good at letting your neighbors know about your illegal activities. It is far better to get your celebrity sex tapes from reputable sources.

At GossipTapes.com they review the hottest nude female celebrity sex tapes and point you to reputable sources to obtain them. Everything can be handled in private so that nobody can know how devious your dirty mind really is!

Posted By admin on 09/13/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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According to her profile page Sonia seems to be a super naughty babe. She says she enjoys watching hardcore porn with her visitors inside her private adult chat room and masturbate together. Basically that’s an invitation to a webcam 2 webcam sex session. If you’re ready to experience that then you should check out her room right away. With the ease of a single click you could be chatting with her and watching her live webcam streaming right from her bedroom. There are thousands of hot cam girls online but we can assure you that there aren’t so many real amateurs such as Sonia.

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Posted By admin on 08/08/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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The guys over at Fake Fantasy have outdone themselves with their newest release of Natalie Portman nude. Besides the fact that Maxim doesn’t have nude models, you almost want to believe that picture!

Even though stars like Britney Spears show off their naked pussy to the media from time to time, they don’t show off nearly enough skin to make it an entire package. Like, going completely nude! So Fake Fantasy takes it upon themselves to show us what the stars would look like naked.

And I have to say, they do a pretty convincing job!

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So if your goal for the evening is to rub one off on a red hot star I say strike while the iron is hot! Natalia Portman is total fab-bait and there is no reason to deny yourself!

Find more nude female celebrities at Fake Fantasy!

Posted By admin on 07/24/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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“Hey, look at me, people. I am phat as fuck and I am still having fun… until the money runs out. Then I will cry to Jenny Craig to make me skinny again so I can make more money!”

That girl in the white bikini is Kerry Katona. Honestly, I don’t know what all of the fuss is about. When she was skinny she had the bone structure of a man so I always assumed she was a tranny. On top of that, it seems that unless you live in Europe this girl and her singing group are nobodies.

The sad thing about Atomic Kitten is that when Kerry left the group had more success. So how did this bitch get so fucking popular?

In Britain Kerry Katona made a name for herself both as a contestant and as a judge in numerous reality TV shows. Then she got a gig with MTV in which she did several reality shows that followed her around. Eventually her blossoming weight dropped her ratings literally into the toilet and MTV canned her ass.

So what does one do when nobody wants them? Go on Celebrity Big Brother and on there Kerry made runner up.

I think I can remember the incident where Katona and her husband were robbed at knife point in their own home back in 2007. Since it happened in England it is now a vague memory.

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Wondering what she is doing in this picture? I think she is wondering what happened to her feet!

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I know! It is so funny that you think you are rocking that white bikini!

ROTFLMAO!

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Did she marry Cheech Marin?

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There are the melons I promised. Thanks for waiting.

Well, if you are going to fucking a chubby chick she might as well have some chubby titties!

Get more of Kerry Katona and other Nude Female Celebrities at Banned Celebs. They go on the hunt for all of the naughty stuff and deliver it straight to your computer screen so you can focus on stuff like titties and celebrity pussy pie!

Posted By admin on 07/02/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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Talk about beauty and the beast. Alec Baldwin recently married Hilaria Thomas on June 30, 2012 at the St. Patrick’s Old Cathedral in New York City. Who is Hilaria? Let’s find out!

There isn’t a whole lot of information about Hilaria out there because she was a nobody before she met Baldwin during the Summer of 2011. She is a yoga instructor at Yoga Vida in Manhattan. Perhaps she was his instructor, but Alec is so tight lipped about that sort of thing and it appears nobody was following him to confirm if he visited the studio before their getting together.

What we do know is that Alec Baldwin is 54 and that Hilaria Thomas is only 28! It doesn’t seem so bad now, but think of it this way, while Alec was marrying his first wife Kim Basinger, Hilaria was only six yeas old!

WTF???

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This photo really highlights the age disparity. That blonde girl is Alec’s daughter Ireland. You would swear Alec has one of his seventeen year old daughter’s friends on his lap, not his wife!

Anyway… Hilaria has a hilarious name and a super fine yoga instructor set of ass cheeks.

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It is no wonder Alec finds this young lady to good to pass up. We can only hope this time is different for Alec. He had a nasty break up with ex-wife Kim, but maybe that is why he didn’t marry another Hollywood leading lady?

Posted By admin on 06/19/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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Unfortunately for those looking for nude pics of Miranda Cosgrove this girl not only has a squeaky clean image, she is actually squeaky clean! Unlike her childhood star counterparts she isn’t one to show off her naked pussy while getting in and out of cars while clubbing. In fact, I don’t think she goes clubbing!

Miranda is currently the highest paid actress of all time with a payout of $180,000 per episode for her hit TV show iCarly. For the past five years or so Miranda has been racking up fans into her fan club by starring or co-starring in countless TV series on the Nickelodeon channel and in Disney channel films like Here Comes Peter Cottontail: The Movie.

The closest thing anybody has ever released that even resembled porn was a faked cell phone pic supposedly stolen from Miranda’s phone:

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Lots of people screamed about this pic being a Photochop whereby unscru-pulous people use the digital imaging software Photoshop to put a starlet’s head on a porn actresses body. However, no Photochopping was needed for this photo because the real porn actress resembles Miranda without it!

The porn actresses name is Jaimy and you can find more of her at Sweet Natural Girl. At Rhino’s Girls they have plenty of posts featuring her perky small tits!

Posted By admin on 05/22/12 - Bookmark Nude Female Celebrities

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I get lots of requests to do a post on Selena Gomez every day and I think it is about time I make one. Selena made herself a name by playing the character Alex Russo on the Disney Channel television series Wizards of Waverly Place. Since then she has starred in movies, made hit records and, well, just looked cute as all hell!

Oh… And she seems to be dating Justin Bieber. Lucky her…

But we aren’t here to talk about her career or her personal choices when it comes to romance. We are talking about how we would like to romance that lovely teenage ass of hers!

How’d you like to rub some oil into that firm teen booty? Maybe your finger slips and pokes into her tight butthole? Hey, you never know?!?! What if there is some lucky pool attendant out there that fingered this starlet’s sphincter hole? Bet his finger smelled like candy!

(And I bet you he didn’t wash it for a week!)

Before I get into more pics of this young Hollywood hottie I would like to make you aware of a little place I like to call DirtyTeenCelebrities.com. Actually, the owners of the site like to call it that. I like to call it stalker heaven!

They find all of the hottest pics and videos of Dirty Teen Celebrities so that you don’t have to. You’ve spent enough time slaving at your job, spend it, and your remaining time, wisely!

Time is money, you know?!?!

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I am not sure if Selena Gomez is jailbait in some of these photos. I can tell you that she didn’t start shaving her muff yet. Kind of old school and new school all at the same time!

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I am pretty sure she is a jailbait celebrity in these pics. Her little tits are way to perky to have hit 18 years old yet!

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See what I mean? Now she is eighteen years old here in these candid beach pics. Her body is divine I must say. She also seems to have chosen an adult bikini instead of her Hello Kitty shit she was wearing previously.

Not that Hello Kitty and Japanese girls don’t go well together!

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You know he wants to tap that ass for the camera. I often wonder if Justin realizes he is an adult now. He can pretty much do as he pleases and if he would take some cues from the likes of Tommy Lee he would start asserting himself as the one wearing the cut-off shorts in this relationship. Otherwise this bitch is just going to walk all over him.

Not that I wouldn’t let her walk all over me!

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Another jailbait Selena Gomez bikini picture. I think she is seventeen years old here. Her booty is starting to plump out!

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I wonder if the guy on the other side of the webcam connection was furiously typing, "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Please Kiss!" Not sure who the other chick is, but I’d watch them kiss! Even if it is her mom or older sister or a cousin.

I dunno… With celebrities anything goes and that sort of incest just makes it all hotter!

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OK… Where did these naked pictures of Selena Gomez come from?

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That’s right!

Dirty Teen Celebrities can’t be expected to just wait around for girls like Selena Gomez to flash their bald pussies. If the girls aren’t going to act like total sluts then some celebrity fakes will have to do!

I have to say… Hats off to the Photochopping chef on this one!

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