I get lots of requests to do a post on Selena Gomez every day and I think it is about time I make one. Selena made herself a name by playing the character Alex Russo on the Disney Channel television series Wizards of Waverly Place. Since then she has starred in movies, made hit records and, well, just looked cute as all hell!

Oh… And she seems to be dating Justin Bieber. Lucky her…

But we aren’t here to talk about her career or her personal choices when it comes to romance. We are talking about how we would like to romance that lovely teenage ass of hers!

How’d you like to rub some oil into that firm teen booty? Maybe your finger slips and pokes into her tight butthole? Hey, you never know?!?! What if there is some lucky pool attendant out there that fingered this starlet’s sphincter hole? Bet his finger smelled like candy!

(And I bet you he didn’t wash it for a week!)

Before I get into more pics of this young Hollywood hottie I would like to make you aware of a little place I like to call DirtyTeenCelebrities.com. Actually, the owners of the site like to call it that. I like to call it stalker heaven!

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I am not sure if Selena Gomez is jailbait in some of these photos. I can tell you that she didn’t start shaving her muff yet. Kind of old school and new school all at the same time!

I am pretty sure she is a jailbait celebrity in these pics. Her little tits are way to perky to have hit 18 years old yet!

See what I mean? Now she is eighteen years old here in these candid beach pics. Her body is divine I must say. She also seems to have chosen an adult bikini instead of her Hello Kitty shit she was wearing previously.

Not that Hello Kitty and Japanese girls don’t go well together!

You know he wants to tap that ass for the camera. I often wonder if Justin realizes he is an adult now. He can pretty much do as he pleases and if he would take some cues from the likes of Tommy Lee he would start asserting himself as the one wearing the cut-off shorts in this relationship. Otherwise this bitch is just going to walk all over him.

Not that I wouldn’t let her walk all over me!

Another jailbait Selena Gomez bikini picture. I think she is seventeen years old here. Her booty is starting to plump out!

I wonder if the guy on the other side of the webcam connection was furiously typing, "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Please Kiss!" Not sure who the other chick is, but I’d watch them kiss! Even if it is her mom or older sister or a cousin.

I dunno… With celebrities anything goes and that sort of incest just makes it all hotter!

OK… Where did these naked pictures of Selena Gomez come from?

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I have to say… Hats off to the Photochopping chef on this one!

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A lot of people come in here looking for Miley Cyrus and I figure that when they do they are not looking for her Nickelodeon shows like Hannah Montana. No… I figure they must be looking for her self shot photos she sent to her boyfriend, actually believing he wouldn’t send them straight to a tabloid and cash in on $100,000 in cash!

It is because of her stupidity and naivety that we get to know what she likes to wear to bed. Too bad she didn’t expose her tits completely! That would have been something. Of course that would have also been illegal since she was only seventeen years old when she made these photos of herself!

At Dirty Teen Celebrities they scour the Internet looking for all of this stuff so that you don’t have to. As they say, time is money. Time is also something that can be wasted in droves. I used to spend hours scanning the Internet for stuff to look at, but not anymore!

Now I stick to using my DirtyTeenCelebrities.com password when I want to find the good shit. My relationship with my wife and family has greatly improved. At work I am less moody. I can honestly say that I can now look at other guys in the office and pick out who pays for porn and who spends their time searching for it.

The guys that spend countless hours searching for it look very unsatisfied. They have bags under their eyes. Especially on Monday. Guys like me give each other that look. You know the one… No, not some fag look! I am talking the one where you are part of a group of people that are in the know.

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Miley Cyrus is becoming more and more daring as she tried to shed that good girl image. All of the girls in the Mickey Mouse Club did this kind of thing too except for Amanda Bynes. Oh wait?!?! Didn’t she just get busted for a DUI? Hey, I’d rather my daughter dress like a slut then spend the night in jail any day!

One of my favorite things about Miley is that she really is a normal girl. She doesn’t try to act all posh and stupid. Sure, she has to pose for the cameras on the red carpet during awards shows, but during her normal life she is pretty even keel.

And she has a fantastic little fanny too!

One thing nobody has agreed on is whether or not Miley Cyrus shaves her pubes. Some say her bathing suit is puffy in the front so she must have at least a thin patch of hair. Plus, she doesn’t seem to show camel toe even in a wet bikini lending more weight to the notion that there is a thatch of hair down there.

Without a doubt one of the coolest things about Miley Cyrus is that she has a ton of photos out there posing with other girls in bikinis. And like I said, I used to spend countless hours looking for them until I stumbled on the Dirty Teen Celebrities web site.

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Gee… I wonder why people like Victoria Silvstedt? Could it be that she is a blonde Swedish model? Could it be that she doesn’t give a shit about the waif movement and prefers to keep a few pounds of fat on her frame to smooth out the rough edges?

Maybe it is all of the above?

No matter what your reasoning is for having a “thing” for this blonde bombshell, Banned Celebs has plenty of pics and videos of her to wet your whistle (among other things).

A lot of people don’t know how to spell her name. I see a lot of searches for all kinds of miss-spellings like Victoria Sainvstedt, Victoria Silverstedt or Victoria Silversted. I figure these people are just sounding out what they think her name sounds like.

You can learn how to properly pronounce her name, as well as, spell it by grabbing a password to Playboy’s Cyber Club. And there you have it. All of the candid Victoria Silvstedt content at Banned Celebs and her professional stuff on Playboy!

Most people these days probably know Jenny McCarthy as the cheerleader exposing her panty covered assets in the movie Scary Movie 3 or, more recently, as an extra on Two and a Half Men. People from my generation remember her from the hit MTV game show Singled Out and from her 1993 Playboy spread!

No matter how you know her, finding naked material from her B-Movie days can be quite time consuming, but it doesn’t have to be! Mr Skin will give you unlimited access to every movie clip, every game show clip, every TV show clip and any other form of video she appeared in naked, semi-nude or just plain sexy!

Along with Jenny McCarthy you also get access to every other star you ever wanted to see naked and/or sexy. Mr Skin spends the time finding the nude parts so you don’t have to. He then creates a mini-clip of it and makes watching real Hollywood nudity not only a thrill, but a time saver!

A lot of sites are currently boycotting the proposed legislation called SOPA, but not Mr Skin. That is because he doesn’t steal anything! The production companies actually send him their clips hoping he will showcase them so that people will hopefully go out and buy the entire movie!

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No… That naughty little vixen’s picture above isn’t from the Playboy shoot. It is of Lindsey Lohan back when she was a little hottie. Now she looks like a coke whore… Probably because she is a coke whore?

Anyway… If you want to see the Lindsey Lohan Playboy pictures leaked you can do that… But I worn you. She looks like a coke whore. Carry on!

Hmmm… Kristen Stuart naked or with her clothes on… Hmmm…

Have you ever seen such a perfect casting job? When Kristen landed the lead role as Bella Swan she was a relatively unknown in Hollywood. She usually played the part of the punker girl or a rebel without a cause. As Bella she has the quirky mannerisms down pat!

The clothed pics can be found at Dirty Teen Celebrities, while the naked pics of Kristen Stuart can be found at the sister site, Fake Fantasy. The first site finds your hottest Hollywood teens no matter what they are doing and the second puts them in sexual situations, whether they like it or not!

Funny… I wasn’t trying to do what I did… I grabbed these two pics completely at random! It turned into a before and after shot. You get Dirty Teen Celebrities on the left and Fake Fantasy on the right.

Boy would I ever love to watch Kristen Stuart masturbate!

There has been a lot of controversy lately surrounding teen pop-country star T-Swizzle. America got to see plenty of this newly developing sex symbol in the hit movie Valentine’s Day. Her performance was phenomenal!

Immediately after her purported topless T-Swizzle pics hit the net, Taylor’s lawyers were throwing around cease and desist letters. So as it turns out these apparently aren’t pictures of teen heartthrob T-Swizzle.

 

Don’t worry though… Since these nude pictures aren’t of T-Swizzle you can now unleash your feelings towards her here! It’s a good thing we don’t have thought police!

Mr Skin has all of the hottest stars in their hottest movies. If they got sexy, he got to work and made it available in the members area!

Just because I don’t watch the show it doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy the girls in their bikinis! While the Jersey Shore cast lacks talent they are certainly stacked when it comes to hot babes. Shit… I’d even bang that little Smurf Snookie!

Banned Celebs finds all of the hot bikini pics and nude pics of female celebs from all over the world. They give you unlimited access and they update daily!Say what you want about her, Snookie is a little ball of fuck-flesh. While she is bigger than the other girls, she packs on the pounds in a nice way. Compare her to the skank on the right and you will see what I mean!

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Get ready to suspend all belief. Sure, Tyra Banks would never sully her reputation by posing nude. Especially not full nude exposing her pussy like this! But just for a second lets pretend she did. What would she look like?

Personally, I like the pussy from the second pic and the tits from the top pic. Put those together and you have the ultimate Tyra Banks nude fantasy!

At Ebony Hollywood they don’t wait for the stars to actually get naked for them. With a little cut and paste and some other digital magic they bring the nude female celebrities to you!

It ain’t hard to figure out why guys go gaa-gaa for this young hottie. Her name is Rosie Huntington and she likes the whole hyphen thing so you will often see her billed as Rodie Huntington-Whiteley. At 24 years old this girl has gone from fast to furious in no time at all!

Most people would recognize her from the Victoria Secrets catalog. Others might know her as Carly Spenser in the 2011 film Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Personally I know her from the Victoria Secrets gig. I have been fapping to this babe since 2006!

At Dirty Teen Celebrities you can download and/or view pics and videos of your favorite teen celebrities. If the girl has done anything nude they have it. If she hasn’t done anything nude they still have it! These guys will make shit up if they have to and I have to say, their fakes are pretty damn convincing!

It doesn’t matter that Emma Watson never posed nude before. At Dirty Teen Celebrities they don’t concern themselves with such uninteresting details. They will make fake nude pics of Emma Watson if they have to!

Fake nude celebrity pics are nothing new. People have been making them for years. What sets Dirty Teen Celebrities apart from their competition, as well as the common man, is that they make fake pics that look so real you’d have a hard time proving they weren’t!

So go ahead. Enjoy looking at nude pics of Emma Watson and just about every other female celebrity out there!

OK… So Britney Spears doesn’t actually get naked in these pics. Who cares? Your dick certainly doesn’t give a shit. He is as happy as pie about being able to see her mother boobs springing out and take a breath of fresh hair!

Dirty Teen Celebrities has both the hottest real candid photos of your favorite celebs and fake nudes that look so real your dick will thank you!

Of course with Britney Spears she is getting freakier and freakier as she desperately tries to stay relevant. Rumor is there is a sex tape floating around so who knows? Maybe she will get desperate enough!

You know… Life is a strange thing. Here I have been drooling over #13 aka Olivia  Wilde from House for years and I had no idea she got naked long before she joined the crew on House! Not only did this hottie get naked, I actually watching the fucking movie and forgot all about it!

WTF?!?!

It is times like these were a Mr Skin membership pays for itself. He watches every movie and TV show. Then he cuts out the sexy, naked and almost naked parts and makes them available to you in his members area. No more having to search all over or rent/buy DVD’s just to see your favorite female celebrities nude!

Yeah… so as it turns out… The movie Olivia Wilde gets 100% naked in is called Alpha Dog. She is the young hottie that shows the young boy a good time before he is killed. Not a bad way to go if you ask me!

She also gets very sexy in the movie Bobby Z in 2007. All of this porn featuring #13 from House and I had no idea!

Not anymore!!!

With my Mr Skin membership I have to hookup on the low-down… where the female celebs panties get so low-down they come right the fuck off! You can get in on this too!

I can almost see myself having a change with her! LOL

At Mr Skin it doesn’t matter… I get to have her any way I want her and there ain’t shit she can do about it. God, I love you and I love the Internet. What a great time to be alive, huh?

In the U.K. they have this thing called page 3. It is the page where women go topless in the tabloids of England. We would really use something like that here in the States. It would get Americans buying newspapers again. Put it in the Los Angeles Times, the Washington Post. Put it everywhere you want to sell paper!

This big tits celebrity is Sophie Howard. She is one of the most sought after page 3 girls in the UK! Not hard to see why. She looks amazing in her barely there bra and her black panties with pink accents!

It’s no wonder Rupert Murdoch went to Europe to buy up the news. Here in the States newspapers can be… boring! Over there you have something to look at on your way home in the subway. And once you get there you have something to look at while you wife isn’t home yet!

Suddenly I am super thirsty!

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Chicks like Lucy Clarkson can wear just about anything and get away with it. Whether it be a clingy white bikini showing camel toe without a top or a delicious looking mud bath, this babe is always going to be hot!

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